Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
There was a lot of him and a little penis
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
