It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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