Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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