if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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