i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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