My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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