I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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