The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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