Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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