That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize