i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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