the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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