Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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