In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize