is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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