Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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