I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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