super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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