just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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