would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Randomize
