Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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