Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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