If i come over, it means nothing
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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