He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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