Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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