If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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