Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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