how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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