If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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