This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just high enough for therapy.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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