You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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