god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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