I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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