Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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