Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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