at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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