so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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