i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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