Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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