I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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