Are we in a gay sports bar?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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