Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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