But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
where are my pants?
in the oven.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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