he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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