You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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