Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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