so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
sex on a bike is impossible
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