my vag is so smooth its legendary
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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