she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
what day is it and did you see me today?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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