This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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