How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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