Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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