I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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